ic inbox ( ruby city )

[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

I am never busy. I'm terminally bored. Where?

[lapidarius]

I can get anywhere pretty quickly, so wherever's easiest for you.

[. . .]

Apart from the clock tower, if you don't mind.

[mylegacy]

Oh?

What kind of conversation are we having today, Kakyoin?

[lapidarius]

No, it's just

I tend to avoid it, that's all. I have something I wanted to give you, it's nothing to do with that.

[mylegacy]

All right. Then . . . the beach again? Or somewhere indoors?

[lapidarius]

The beach is fine. I can be there in a few minutes.

[mylegacy]

All right. Soon, then.

[lapidarius]

[It took Kakyoin a little under five minutes to get to the beach, trailing Hierophant behind him. He'd left behind the coat to his uniform, wearing a white collared shirt with his sleeves rolled up to his forearms.]

[...Seriously, why was it so damn hot everywhere? The Sahara hadn't been this uncomfortable.]

[mylegacy]

[Caesar takes a little longer. Not because he's suffering from inexplicable heatstroke, but because he doesn't have a Stand to hop around with. Also because he's lollygagging. Fight him about it.]

[He raises his eyebrows at Kakyoin dubiously when he sees him.]

Did you want to talk to me about your poor choices in outerwear?

[lapidarius]

...What do you mean?

[...did no one else notice it?]

[mylegacy]

It's about ten degrees out, Kakyoin, you're going to get frostbite.

[FUSSES AT LOUDLY . . .]

[lapidarius]

You don't think it's warm ou-

[for fuck's sake]

If we have to fight the sun again, I'm going to be pissed.

[mylegacy]

[dont laugh dont laugh]



[fjldksflksd WHEEZES]

[lapidarius]

What--that really happened, ask Jotaro!

[mylegacy]

I believe you! I've just never heard anyone so angry about the sun.

[lapidarius]

I think I'm perfectly justified in being angry if it's screwing with me. Again.

[mylegacy]

Are you going to punch the sun with Hamon, Kakyoin.

[lapidarius]

No, that's absolutely ridiculous.

I can't reach that far. Hierophant has a better chance of that.

[mylegacy]

I was teasing you. Obviously Hierophant would punch the sun.

[when caesar zeppeli thinks you are being too serious....]

[lapidarius]

My Hierophant doesn't punch things, that's Star Platinum's job.

[...is he being so serious he's looped into sarcasm]

[probably]

We'd just shoot it.

i'm sorry i could not help myself

[mylegacy]

You need to calm down.

oh my god

[lapidarius]

I am the picture of calm. I don't just go flying off the handle at the drop of a hat.

[mylegacy]

[Just. Such a look.]

[lapidarius]

[the world's most innocent smile]

[mylegacy]

[He rolls his eyes.]

What do you want, Kakyoin?