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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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Comments

[mylegacy]

You're an idiot.

[He said, doki-ingly.]

So make a bet, then. What do you get if you win, since you're so confident?

[nextlineis]

i get out of having to do any chores for a month

[mylegacy]

Done.

[Caesar is a fool.]

[. . . Or Caesar likes taking care of this loser. Or Caesar doesn't trust him to do chores properly. Take your pick.]

[nextlineis]

[Honestly, those all sound like valid and legitimate explanations.]

and what about you hotshot?

[mylegacy]

[Hotshot. Very heterosexual in here today.]

You train with me every weekday for a month.

[nextlineis]

youre on

[mylegacy]

I hope you're ready to lose.

[nextlineis]

i hope you really like doing the dishes

[mylegacy]

I hope you like getting up before dawn.

[nextlineis]

i hope suzie q gave you some tips on how to wash floors efficiently

[mylegacy]

She said just kick you across it until the mess sticks to you. Like attracts like, after all.

[nextlineis]

fuck you

[mylegacy]

Oh, come on. That wasn't even that bad.

[nextlineis]

no fuck you

[mylegacy]

You'd think it was funny if you'd said it.

[nextlineis]

i wouldnt say something that lame

[mylegacy]

Yes you would, idiota.

[nextlineis]

would not

[mylegacy]

You would.

[nextlineis]

fuck you i would come up with something SO MUCH better than that itd blow your mind

[mylegacy]

All right, impress me then.

[nextlineis]

no i dont feel like it

[mylegacy]

What the hell, Jojo.

[nextlineis]

sorry im just not in the mood maybe later

[mylegacy]

You're a little shit, you know that?