[Joseph scoffs at that notion almost before Caesar can even finish his sentence. As punishment, he tightens his hold on Caesar just a little and makes him have to duck down a little lower from Joseph's weight.]

Bullshit. I'm pretty sure everyone's trying to figure out what you've got on your face for at least ten minutes before they realize it's your actual face. Besides, [he leans closer,] you'll never have sexy lips like these, Caesar.

I'm sorry, but there's really no competition.