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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

[text|voice|video]

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[mylegacy]

[???]

Yes?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Why was I handed a bunch of presents? It's not my birthday...

[that's kind of the most important thing that needs to be clarified...]

[mylegacy]

[Oh . . . oh, okay.]

I'm Catholic, so I celebrate Christmas. Part of that is gifts for people.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[phew. that's much better.]

Oh, okay. That makes way more sense. Remind me what Christmas is celebrating?

[mylegacy]

More sense than what?

The birth of the son of God.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Than just getting presents out of nowhere.

I kind of remember reading about that one, but I'll really have to look it up again... Regardless, I'm flattered that you thought to give me something.

[mylegacy]

. . . Well, you're my friend, aren't you?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[the extra minute it takes for him to respond is totally not him freaking out just a little bit, absolutely not. that would be silly.]

That is what I said, isn't it? Of course. ( ˘ ³˘)♡

Though I think the crowbar is a little suggestive, isn't it?

[mylegacy]

What?

[ABJECT PANIC.]

No it isn't.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Honestly, I think you could have found more subtlety in a bouquet of roses. Maybe with a card attached that read "This was important to me". You're not secretly inviting me on a second date, right?

[mylegacy]

Shut UP.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[it will never not be a good thing that people can't hear him laughing through text.]

Wow, you're that bent out of shape already? No wonder you never asked about it.

[mylegacy]

I'm not bent out of shape! But I'm not flirting with you.

[. . . okay but you are, though.]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

No, but that hardly stops me from flirting with you, now does it? ♥

[mylegacy]

[sweats . . .]

Apparently not.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[hehehehe.]

And I think you were flirting a little.

[mylegacy]

I was not!

[a pause . . .]

When was I flirting.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

The fight, obviously. It was pretty fun.

[mylegacy]

Oh.

. . . I was, wasn't I.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

A little.

[you can hear the implied ♥ at the end of his sentence and he's not even talking.]

[mylegacy]

I wasn't meaning to be. I was just having fun.

[He hears it, all right. Considers sending one of his own. Doesn't, quite. Yet.]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[ugh, Robin likes this loser way too much.]

All right. I believe you...

And on that note, I'd be happy to go at it again sometime, platonic or not.

[mylegacy]

Really?

[God, he wants to fight somebody so bad . . .]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Of course. Especially if you beat me last time, I could really use the practice.

[mylegacy]

All right. Then that can be your gift to me.