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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

FSDFLBH CVCX,S/

YES

[starmark]

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DOES HE DO IT

I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

[mylegacy]

I DON'T KNOW you should punch him.

Usually I'd say don't punch old people but HE DESERVES IT.

[starmark]

OH I'M GOING TO

HE DESERVES IT FOR SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT

[mylegacy]

Wait.

What?

[starmark]

He got hurt and I thought he was dead but he wasn't.

So rather than just telling me he decided to be an asshole.

[mylegacy]

An asshole how.

[starmark]

HE PRETENDED LIKE THE FUCKER I KILLED HAD POSSESSED HIM

[mylegacy]

. . .

Make him cry.

[starmark]

I plan to.

[mylegacy]

He's stupid and spoiled and he forgets he isn't the center of the universe a lot of the time.

[starmark]

He decided to hate an entire culture just because my mom moved there to live after she married my dad.

So now every time he comes to visit he just complains about how much he hates everything about Japan.

[mylegacy]

You should punch him for that, too.

[starmark]

There might not be anything left for you to punch by the time I'm done.

[mylegacy]

That's fine. I've already punched him a lot. It's probably your turn.

[starmark]

...Can you tell me other stuff about him? Maybe not right now, but sometime?

[mylegacy]

Like what?

[starmark]

Well. How did you meet him, anyway?

[mylegacy]

. . . I worked for the Speedwagon Foundation. They sent him to meet me and Lisa Lisa, and he found me in a restaurant with a girl and yelled at me. He was very loud. Then we fought for a while. Too long. It was stupid.

[starmark]

...wait

did he fight you like i fought you

[mylegacy]

Not exactly. But close enough.

[starmark]

Shit.

I didn't know anything about that.

[mylegacy]

I didn't think you did, Jotaro.

[starmark]

I sort of wish I'd asked him more things about stuff like that.

I never bothered because he's so good at pissing me off, I never wanted to deal with it long enough to listen.

[mylegacy]

I don't understand. Stuff like what?