Ooh, thanks. Unfortunately all the damage done to my organs around the stomach left QUITE the mark so I can't say I was familiar with that one. Maybe my partners would have been.
I had legs once, asshole. [She's not actually mad, though.] Besides, I live with three crabby ex-soldiers back home and my parents were freedom fighters. Weird tips and tricks like that are pretty normal.
Ooh, another point to you, keeping what's really important in mind. Anyway, what kind of friend would I be if this didn't extend past her birthday? I did see talk of marriage.
Wow, going ahead with the asshole plan anyway I see. Unfortunately for you, I already know I'm an amateur. I'm working on it. Like I said, I've got partners that are more skilled at this sort of thing.
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How are you familiar with leg breaking if you don't have legs?
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I had legs once, asshole. [She's not actually mad, though.] Besides, I live with three crabby ex-soldiers back home and my parents were freedom fighters. Weird tips and tricks like that are pretty normal.
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You seem like you're a pretty cool dude, for what it's worth.
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