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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

Just that you can cause a lot of lasting pain without leaving a mark if you target the unprotected organs around the stomach. But what do I know.

[A lot.]

[sunsetsitter]

Ooh, thanks. Unfortunately all the damage done to my organs around the stomach left QUITE the mark so I can't say I was familiar with that one. Maybe my partners would have been.

[mylegacy]

. . . Oh, I remember you, then. You were at that party.

How are you familiar with leg breaking if you don't have legs?

[sunsetsitter]

That's me! Wish I could say the same.

I had legs once, asshole. [She's not actually mad, though.] Besides, I live with three crabby ex-soldiers back home and my parents were freedom fighters. Weird tips and tricks like that are pretty normal.

[mylegacy]

Oh. But not the other kind. Things that kept people from walking away.

[sunsetsitter]

They were all about making their messages very visible.

[mylegacy]

I can respect that.

[sunsetsitter]

I'm Izabel, by the way. I really hope I don't have to break your legs.

[mylegacy]

Caesar. I would prefer not to have my legs broken. Or to ruin Reimi's birthday.

[sunsetsitter]

Ooh, another point to you, keeping what's really important in mind. Anyway, what kind of friend would I be if this didn't extend past her birthday? I did see talk of marriage.

[mylegacy]

I would neither ruin her birthday nor her wedding day, if that makes you feel any better.

[sunsetsitter]

I haven't seen any talk of all those days in between...

[mylegacy]

What days in between?

[sunsetsitter]

Thanks for the heads up! I'll start preparing.

[mylegacy]

You're a good friend, you know.

[sunsetsitter]

Sometimes. I try, anyway.

You seem like you're a pretty cool dude, for what it's worth.

[mylegacy]

Hm, I'll have to work on seeming more like an asshole so I get more charming torture threats in the future.

[sunsetsitter]

I'm always happy to provide those.

[mylegacy]

You're very good at them, for an amateur.

[sunsetsitter]

Wow, going ahead with the asshole plan anyway I see. Unfortunately for you, I already know I'm an amateur. I'm working on it. Like I said, I've got partners that are more skilled at this sort of thing.

[mylegacy]

Whose legs are you breaking for practice? Don't say mine.

[sunsetsitter]

Oh no, if I have to break yours I want to be really good at it now since you're so charming. I can't use you for practice!

[mylegacy]

That's so considerate. I'm honored.