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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

[text|voice|video]

Comments

[nextlineis]

[Oh. Well. He's glad he didn't say something weird by accident. Sweet. Awesome.]

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thats not the only thing about me thats sexy right??

[TIME TO SOAK UP AS MANY COMPLIMENTS AS HE CAN.]

[mylegacy]

Hm. No, probably not.

[This pudding will never get made. Star Platinum will starve. What a dark day.]

[nextlineis]

[Star Platinum went how many years without eating any pudding? He can chill while grandpas flirt.]

probably not? whats this probably???

[mylegacy]

Some days you're more annoying than sexy.

But most days there are other things.

[nextlineis]

you cant just give someone a compliment can you ( ¬_¬)

[mylegacy]

I'm buying myself time to decide what I should compliment first.

[nextlineis]

hey you cant call me annoying and then try to schmooze me like that!

[Except can and is. So, your argument is a little weak, Joseph.]

[mylegacy]

Hm. Can I tell you a secret, though?

[nextlineis]

yeah

[mylegacy]

Sometimes you're pretty cute when you're being annoying, Jojo.

[nextlineis]

sometimes? im always cute (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡

[mylegacy]

No, I mean

I'm glad that things are how they are now, because when you're being like that all I want to do is kiss you to shut you up.

[nextlineis]

oh
well i like that better than you trying to put me in a headlock

[mylegacy]

I can do both.

[nextlineis]

okay you could but
why???
just kissing sounds better to me

[mylegacy]

Well, I can't just let you win.

[nextlineis]

its not letting me win because i still shut up

[mylegacy]

I do like it when you shut up. And I like kissing you a lot. And when I'm done kissing you, you look even better than you did before because you look like you can't walk straight.

[nextlineis]

i do not shut up

[mylegacy]

Yes you do, Jojo. You smile so much and you go all red and you can't focus on anything.

[nextlineis]

no that doesnt sound like me at all

[mylegacy]

I promise that is definitely a thing you do.

It's really cute. You're so cute. You have such nice eyes and you're so cute.

[nextlineis]

youre gonna have to come up with something better than calling me cute three times in a row
even if its true

that im cute i mean
not the other thing
i dont do that

[Guess what thing he's doing right now?]

[mylegacy]

I bet you're blushing right now. I bet you are.

I still don't know what to pick. I like your hair. I like your hands.

[nextlineis]

[UM, NO. THAT'S AN INCORRECT GUESS.]

i am not fuck you
i think you like my hair more than my hands though
youre always messing with my hair