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"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."
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"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."
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Really?
[...Wondering if that sudden reply was too eager, he tried to dial it back a little.]
I mean--you don't have to. But if you really want to offer, I'd definitely accept.
[...Wondering if that sudden reply was too eager, he tried to dial it back a little.]
I mean--you don't have to. But if you really want to offer, I'd definitely accept.
[Oh. No, that's a good reply, if the sudden grin's anything to go by.]
It's something I'm passionate about. I would always get so mad at Jojo because he never even tried to learn. But I'd be a good teacher at it, I think, and you wouldn't even have to get up early.
It's something I'm passionate about. I would always get so mad at Jojo because he never even tried to learn. But I'd be a good teacher at it, I think, and you wouldn't even have to get up early.
Jotaro is better at it than I am.
[THE INDIGNITY. DO YOU SEE HOW OFFENDED HE IS.]
I absolutely can't stand for that, so i have to catch up.
[THE INDIGNITY. DO YOU SEE HOW OFFENDED HE IS.]
I absolutely can't stand for that, so i have to catch up.
Excellent, as a matter of fact. I'll have you know I consistently get nearly perfect grades in everything. Besides, it can't be much harder than English was.
[fuck english, chimes in the native english speaker.]
[fuck english, chimes in the native english speaker.]
[ENGLISH IS GARBAGE, we all holler from the rooftops]
Good. I'll make up some tables for you tomorrow, then — declensions and conjugations. Plus a small vocabulary list of basic action verbs and a few nouns. Everything else you'll learn as you go. You'll memorize on your own time, and when you're with me, we'll speak, so you learn how it feels for real.
Good. I'll make up some tables for you tomorrow, then — declensions and conjugations. Plus a small vocabulary list of basic action verbs and a few nouns. Everything else you'll learn as you go. You'll memorize on your own time, and when you're with me, we'll speak, so you learn how it feels for real.
[GOOD LORD TALK NERDIER TO HIM do you see this eager child vibrating with excitement]
That sounds fantastic. With methods that thorough I'll catch up to Jojo in absolutely no time.
That sounds fantastic. With methods that thorough I'll catch up to Jojo in absolutely no time.
He's hopelessly outmatched and outnumbered. It's almost unfair, but that's not going to stop me.
He sent me pickup lines once.
[SAID IN THE TONE OF A CHILD WHO JUST REALIZED VENGEANCE IS WITHIN HIS GRASP.]
Awful ones. I have to figure out even worse ones to tell him to his face and watch him suffer appropriately.
[SAID IN THE TONE OF A CHILD WHO JUST REALIZED VENGEANCE IS WITHIN HIS GRASP.]
Awful ones. I have to figure out even worse ones to tell him to his face and watch him suffer appropriately.
[HALLELUJAH CHORUS]
I can't tell you how thrilled I am that you're willing to help me get revenge here.
I can't tell you how thrilled I am that you're willing to help me get revenge here.
Both.
[he is THAT OFFENDED, judging by the actually evil grin on his face.]
[he is THAT OFFENDED, judging by the actually evil grin on his face.]
Hm...that's a good question.
[Which is being given appropriately careful thought.]
I think humiliating to functional would be better. He'll let his guard down and think I've become a babbling idiot, and then I'll be able to go straight for the throat.
[Prooooobably literally.]
[Which is being given appropriately careful thought.]
I think humiliating to functional would be better. He'll let his guard down and think I've become a babbling idiot, and then I'll be able to go straight for the throat.
[Prooooobably literally.]
[. . . And that's probably where he should draw the line in terms of too much information, but he honestly can't because it's fucking hilarious, and it shows. He doesn't laugh, but he's thinking about it.]
Easily done. I'll do some thinking and come up with a list.
. . . What did he use on you? I honestly can't imagine it at all.
Easily done. I'll do some thinking and come up with a list.
. . . What did he use on you? I honestly can't imagine it at all.
It was awful. 'Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?' 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?' Worse because I didn't know what he was doing and asked a friend to translate. Which I will regret for the rest of my life because it was the most embarrassing thing I have ever suffered through.
...In fact he's lucky I didn't beat the living hell out of him after that.
...In fact he's lucky I didn't beat the living hell out of him after that.
Edited 2016-04-07 06:05 (UTC)
Oh, like hell I am.
[if anyone is whipped in this relationship it is both of them.]
Just because he got away with something once doesn't mean he always does.
[if anyone is whipped in this relationship it is both of them.]
Just because he got away with something once doesn't mean he always does.
It was one time. If he tried to pull something like that again I'd probably punch him.
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