[Which is being given appropriately careful thought.]
I think humiliating to functional would be better. He'll let his guard down and think I've become a babbling idiot, and then I'll be able to go straight for the throat.
[. . . And that's probably where he should draw the line in terms of too much information, but he honestly can't because it's fucking hilarious, and it shows. He doesn't laugh, but he's thinking about it.]
Easily done. I'll do some thinking and come up with a list.
. . . What did he use on you? I honestly can't imagine it at all.
It was awful. 'Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?' 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?' Worse because I didn't know what he was doing and asked a friend to translate. Which I will regret for the rest of my life because it was the most embarrassing thing I have ever suffered through.
...In fact he's lucky I didn't beat the living hell out of him after that.
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[— AGAINST MY ORGANIZATION LAUNCHER —]
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[SAID IN THE TONE OF A CHILD WHO JUST REALIZED VENGEANCE IS WITHIN HIS GRASP.]
Awful ones. I have to figure out even worse ones to tell him to his face and watch him suffer appropriately.
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[.............]
[@ future jotaro: sorry]
You've probably come to the right place, then.
[SHITTY PICKUP LINES CENTRAL, RIGHT HERE]
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I can't tell you how thrilled I am that you're willing to help me get revenge here.
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Do you want really embarrassing, awful lines that work, or really embarrassing, awful lines that are just embarrassing and awful?
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[he is THAT OFFENDED, judging by the actually evil grin on his face.]
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All right. And in which direction are we going? Functional to humiliating, or the other way?
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[Which is being given appropriately careful thought.]
I think humiliating to functional would be better. He'll let his guard down and think I've become a babbling idiot, and then I'll be able to go straight for the throat.
[Prooooobably literally.]
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Easily done. I'll do some thinking and come up with a list.
. . . What did he use on you? I honestly can't imagine it at all.
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...In fact he's lucky I didn't beat the living hell out of him after that.
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[— thank you, pot.]
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[if anyone is whipped in this relationship it is both of them.]
Just because he got away with something once doesn't mean he always does.
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[and he loves his friend so much, that idiot.]
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[There's a questioning undercurrent here. Explain.]
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'Annoying' is likely one of the first terms one would use to describe Joseph Joestar if they just met him.
['but you freely associate with him for roughly similar reasons.']
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[Okay but you were, though.]
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[YOU'RE BOTH RUDE.]
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