mylegacy: <user name="sawakonosadako" site="tumblr.com"> (○ it's in the past)
Caesar Zeppeli ([personal profile] mylegacy) wrote2015-11-22 06:54 pm

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"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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lapidarius: <user name="lintufriikki" site="tumblr.com"> (just breaking the skin)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
He's hopelessly outmatched and outnumbered. It's almost unfair, but that's not going to stop me.
lapidarius: (at the end of this idyllic dream)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
He sent me pickup lines once.

[SAID IN THE TONE OF A CHILD WHO JUST REALIZED VENGEANCE IS WITHIN HIS GRASP.]

Awful ones. I have to figure out even worse ones to tell him to his face and watch him suffer appropriately.
lapidarius: (down the same streets that i did)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[HALLELUJAH CHORUS]

I can't tell you how thrilled I am that you're willing to help me get revenge here.
lapidarius: <user name="emeraldstarlights" site="tumblr.com"> (my heart still emanates color)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Both.

[he is THAT OFFENDED, judging by the actually evil grin on his face.]
lapidarius: <user name="lintufriikki" site="tumblr.com"> (just breaking the skin)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...that's a good question.

[Which is being given appropriately careful thought.]

I think humiliating to functional would be better. He'll let his guard down and think I've become a babbling idiot, and then I'll be able to go straight for the throat.

[Prooooobably literally.]
lapidarius: (we lost track of the time)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
It was awful. 'Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?' 'Is it hot in here or is it just you?' Worse because I didn't know what he was doing and asked a friend to translate. Which I will regret for the rest of my life because it was the most embarrassing thing I have ever suffered through.

...In fact he's lucky I didn't beat the living hell out of him after that.
Edited 2016-04-07 06:05 (UTC)
lapidarius: (we lost track of the time)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, like hell I am.

[if anyone is whipped in this relationship it is both of them.]

Just because he got away with something once doesn't mean he always does.
lapidarius: (can you help me i'm bent)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
It was one time. If he tried to pull something like that again I'd probably punch him.
lapidarius: (talking away; don't know what I'm to say)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm hardly going to try to break his nose, I reserve that kind of thing for Polnareff.
Edited 2016-04-07 06:27 (UTC)
lapidarius: (slowly learning that life is okay)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Usually, yes.

[and he loves his friend so much, that idiot.]
lapidarius: (from the back of the restaurant)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
...Let me put it this way.

'Annoying' is likely one of the first terms one would use to describe Joseph Joestar if they just met him.

['but you freely associate with him for roughly similar reasons.']
lapidarius: (talking away; don't know what I'm to say)

[personal profile] lapidarius 2016-04-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Neither was I. Stating an objective fact isn't rude, it's being honest.

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