mylegacy | ic inbox ( ruby city )

ic inbox ( ruby city )

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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what can i say

i specialize in defying expectations

i don't know if my sisters can handle having three delinquent brothers though

i have no idea how i'm going to explain any of this to them oh my god

you're smarter than you give yourself credit for, i think

you'll figure it out

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN BEING DEAD

and that's not even the weirdest thing

how is it that being dead is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me

if it makes you feel better i can show you the list of things i have to explain to my parents

-hierophant
-running off to egypt
-being dead
-everything this city chooses to be
-befriending the mafia
-dating a juvenile delinquent who solves most problems with his fists

there's probably more but i can't think of it right now

i don't even want to think about my list

it's not even my parents, it would be easier if it were my parents, but i'm supposed to be an example or something

yeah you probably have it worse

or at least more difficult

i mean it doesn't matter because i'm not going back but if i did

. . .

could i get a job

can dead people get jobs

if i can't get a job and the foundation doesn't give me a stipend my family can't eat

maybe i could steal someone's identity

i kind of have a feeling the foundation would arrange something before you had to leap to identity theft

they're good at handling the loose ends that come with impossible things like this

oh

what do i

hm

wouldn't that be a conflict of interest somehow

what do you mean?

well the joestars and me

all of that

it might be complicated, sure

but you're still joseph's friend first and foremost. i'd think that he'd want to help you out with something like that with whatever resources were available.