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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

Or distracted.

[starmark]

He's probably sitting back there reading his stupid comic books wondering why it feels like he's forgetting something.

[mylegacy]

HE STILL READS THOSE?

[starmark]

...HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN READING THOSE

[mylegacy]

HE TRIED TO MAKE ME READ THEM

HE WHINED FOR A WHOLE WEEK WHEN I WOULDN'T

[starmark]

DID HE DO THAT STUPID OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO THING

[mylegacy]

YES I THINK HE DID IT FOR FOUR HOURS WITHOUT BREATHING AT ONE POINT

[starmark]

HOW DOES HE EVEN DO THAT

WAIT

HANG ON

DID HE USED TO DO THAT STUPID NEXT YOU'LL SAY THING TOO

[mylegacy]

FSDFLBH CVCX,S/

YES

[starmark]

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DOES HE DO IT

I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

[mylegacy]

I DON'T KNOW you should punch him.

Usually I'd say don't punch old people but HE DESERVES IT.

[starmark]

OH I'M GOING TO

HE DESERVES IT FOR SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT

[mylegacy]

Wait.

What?

[starmark]

He got hurt and I thought he was dead but he wasn't.

So rather than just telling me he decided to be an asshole.

[mylegacy]

An asshole how.

[starmark]

HE PRETENDED LIKE THE FUCKER I KILLED HAD POSSESSED HIM

[mylegacy]

. . .

Make him cry.

[starmark]

I plan to.

[mylegacy]

He's stupid and spoiled and he forgets he isn't the center of the universe a lot of the time.

[starmark]

He decided to hate an entire culture just because my mom moved there to live after she married my dad.

So now every time he comes to visit he just complains about how much he hates everything about Japan.

[mylegacy]

You should punch him for that, too.

[starmark]

There might not be anything left for you to punch by the time I'm done.

[mylegacy]

That's fine. I've already punched him a lot. It's probably your turn.

[starmark]

...Can you tell me other stuff about him? Maybe not right now, but sometime?

[mylegacy]

Like what?