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[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[nextlineis]

[Hold on...]

wait did star ask you for pudding too??? oh my god hes so smart!!!

[There we go.]

[mylegacy]

Why three times . . . And of course he did, he knows how to game this system.

[nextlineis]

because threes a good number duh besides are you saying he DOESNT deserve three times the usual amount??
i dont think ive ever been more proud hes the best stand

[mylegacy]

Hierophant.

Anyway, I'll make a triple batch, but he said he wanted to help.

[nextlineis]

star
well thats going to be a little hard when jotaros busy with jolie
i dont think you want an otter in your kitchen

[YOU BARELY ALLOW JOSEPH TO BE IN THERE.]

[mylegacy]

Hierophant.

I don't mind her. She's quieter than you.

[nextlineis]

star

okay but she smells way worse than me

[mylegacy]

Hierophant. Infinity.

Are you very sure about that?

[nextlineis]

CAESAR WHATEVERYOURMIDDLENAMEIS ZEPPELI YOU DID NOT JUST INVOKE INFINITY
STAR DOUBLE INFINITY
also youre the one always sniffing me so i dont know you tell me you really like a smell worse than an otters butt???

[Joseph does not actually know if the smell originates from Jolie's butt. He's just assuming. Get it? Assuming? Okay. I'll stop. The point is: Joseph doesn't know what else could smell that bad.]

[mylegacy]

Double infinity isn't a thing. How do you not know my middle name? What's wrong with you?

I do it to make you feel better about yourself.

[nextlineis]

it is so a thing youre just pissed i got to it first
why would i know your middle name?? its not as important as the other parts of your name and i dont think it ever came up anyway

[It probably did. Joseph was just, you know, not paying attention as he is wont to do.]

oh well then you dont have to do it if thats the case im completely fine with the way i smell
(you big fat liar)

[mylegacy]

I'm not going to cook for you anymore if you don't know my middle name. Infinity x infinity.

I'm not lying??? Why are you even talking about this.

[nextlineis]

well then tell me your middle name and ill remember it
infinity to the power of infinity its star all the way!

okay so you definitely wont do it ever again not even once? like say i take your scarf one day by accident youll just go without instead of using mine?

[mylegacy]

Infinity to the power of (infinity to the power of infinity) shut up it's Anthonio.

That would just be stupid, Jojo. I'd get cold.

[nextlineis]

Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli (´▽`ʃƪ)♡
c u t e
but youre still wrong because infinity to the power of (infinity to the power of infinity) x infinity to the power of (infinity to the power of infinity)

okay so if i swap our pillows youll just go straight to sleep and thats it?

[mylegacy]

It's not cute. Shut up.

Why would you swap our pillows [WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER YOUR BF???]

[nextlineis]

its definitely cute

you know im starting to wonder why people assume youre the smart one
i like the way you smell so i might just steal your pillow since youre always up before me and forget to put it back and then the pillows get all mixed up

[mylegacy]

It's just my name!!!




Oh.

[gHHHHHH bye]

No, I probably wouldn't. Go straight to sleep.

[nextlineis]

are you telling me people cant have cute names?

uhhuh so you were saying about how i smell??

[mylegacy]

No? It's just what my parents called me, it's not cute.

You smell fine.

[nextlineis]

it's cute caesarino
just like you
accept it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand??????

[mylegacy]

Whatever.

And what? What?

[nextlineis]

youre seriously not going to say it

[mylegacy]

What do you want me to say?

[nextlineis]

look i'll make it easy
i (blank) the way you smell