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[mylegacy]

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[starmark]

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oh my god what the hell

[mylegacy]

Ah. That's what he meant.

Hello, Jotaro.

[starmark]

i was going to ask why my stand is asking me where your apartment is

but now i think the more important question is why the hell is he hitting you up for pud

...

oh my god i've created a monster

[mylegacy]

You really did dig your own grave here.

[starmark]

are you seriously going to make him pudding

[mylegacy]

Obviously.

[starmark]

why obviously

you don't have to

[mylegacy]

Of course I don't have to. I want to.

[starmark]

is this one of those italian hospitality things

[mylegacy]

I like your stupid Stand, you fuck.

[starmark]

i like him too

but you guys spoil him

[mylegacy]

Feeding someone is not spoiling them.

[#OFFENDED]

[starmark]

making him pudding just because he asks for it is kind of spoiling him

[mylegacy]

No, it's not. He asked politely, and he said he'd help. It's a reward for good behavior.

Besides, sometimes people just do things for other people because they like to.

[starmark]

i don't think he really understood what help meant

i mean

i think he understood that saying it would probably get him the pudding faster

he knows how to respond to not understanding something, but that's different than responding because he understood it.

[mylegacy]

Then I'll show him what helping means.

Do you not want me to make him pudding? Is my pudding not good enough for you?

[starmark]

don't be so damn crabby

i'm trying to explain to you how i think he works

[mylegacy]

You went directly from "don't feed him" to "he doesn't understand" so forgive me for not comprehending your rapid, bizarre subject jumps.

[starmark]

...

do i do that a lot?

rapid bizarre subject jumps

[mylegacy]

Often enough.

[starmark]

...oh

that probably makes it hard to follo





oh.

[mylegacy]

. . .

did you short circuit

[starmark]

no i just realized that's probably why people get pissed about not following what i'm saying a lot of the time

shit

i need to stop doing that so much

[mylegacy]

Well, at least now you know.

I've separated nine egg yolks by now, by the way, so you're going to have pudding whether you like it or not.

[starmark]

star is thrilled

he's probably going to hug you when you deliver it