ic inbox ( ruby city )

[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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Comments

[starmark]

He tried to convince us he knew how to ride a camel, because he'd seen it in a movie a few times.

[mylegacy]

I hope it stepped on him.

[starmark]

He fell off.

He says he knows how to fly planes too but I'm pretty sure he's crashed every one he's ever been in.

[mylegacy]

Typical. I don't understand how he survived to adulthood. Or had children. No offense.

[starmark]

...

I think he did it BECAUSE it should've been impossible for someone like that to do.

[mylegacy]

Stubborn bastard.

Why isn't he here?

[Why did he send that? The big questions.]

[starmark]

He probably got lost on the way.

[mylegacy]

Or distracted.

[starmark]

He's probably sitting back there reading his stupid comic books wondering why it feels like he's forgetting something.

[mylegacy]

HE STILL READS THOSE?

[starmark]

...HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN READING THOSE

[mylegacy]

HE TRIED TO MAKE ME READ THEM

HE WHINED FOR A WHOLE WEEK WHEN I WOULDN'T

[starmark]

DID HE DO THAT STUPID OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO THING

[mylegacy]

YES I THINK HE DID IT FOR FOUR HOURS WITHOUT BREATHING AT ONE POINT

[starmark]

HOW DOES HE EVEN DO THAT

WAIT

HANG ON

DID HE USED TO DO THAT STUPID NEXT YOU'LL SAY THING TOO

[mylegacy]

FSDFLBH CVCX,S/

YES

[starmark]

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DOES HE DO IT

I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

[mylegacy]

I DON'T KNOW you should punch him.

Usually I'd say don't punch old people but HE DESERVES IT.

[starmark]

OH I'M GOING TO

HE DESERVES IT FOR SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT

[mylegacy]

Wait.

What?

[starmark]

He got hurt and I thought he was dead but he wasn't.

So rather than just telling me he decided to be an asshole.

[mylegacy]

An asshole how.

[starmark]

HE PRETENDED LIKE THE FUCKER I KILLED HAD POSSESSED HIM

[mylegacy]

. . .

Make him cry.

[starmark]

I plan to.