ic inbox ( ruby city )

[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

i don't know what i think you are

a brother maybe or maybe a son but chronologically you would have to be a grandson

but i don't think i'm jovial enough to be a grandfather so probably not that

[lapidarius]

i think 'chronologically' was thrown out the window a long time ago, generally speaking

as far as a matter of simple ages go, brother is probably a little more suitable

[mylegacy]

all right

then

you have two other brothers, in that case

[lapidarius]

that's okay

i think i can manage sharing

[mylegacy]

you never know with only children kakyoin

[lapidarius]

what can i say

i specialize in defying expectations

[mylegacy]

i don't know if my sisters can handle having three delinquent brothers though

i have no idea how i'm going to explain any of this to them oh my god

[lapidarius]

you're smarter than you give yourself credit for, i think

you'll figure it out

[mylegacy]

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN BEING DEAD

and that's not even the weirdest thing

how is it that being dead is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me

[lapidarius]

if it makes you feel better i can show you the list of things i have to explain to my parents

-hierophant
-running off to egypt
-being dead
-everything this city chooses to be
-befriending the mafia
-dating a juvenile delinquent who solves most problems with his fists

there's probably more but i can't think of it right now

[mylegacy]

i don't even want to think about my list

it's not even my parents, it would be easier if it were my parents, but i'm supposed to be an example or something

[lapidarius]

yeah you probably have it worse

or at least more difficult

[mylegacy]

i mean it doesn't matter because i'm not going back but if i did

. . .

could i get a job

can dead people get jobs

if i can't get a job and the foundation doesn't give me a stipend my family can't eat

maybe i could steal someone's identity

[lapidarius]

i kind of have a feeling the foundation would arrange something before you had to leap to identity theft

they're good at handling the loose ends that come with impossible things like this

[mylegacy]

oh

what do i

hm

wouldn't that be a conflict of interest somehow

[lapidarius]

what do you mean?

[mylegacy]

well the joestars and me

all of that

[lapidarius]

it might be complicated, sure

but you're still joseph's friend first and foremost. i'd think that he'd want to help you out with something like that with whatever resources were available.

[mylegacy]

or i could rob a bank

[lapidarius]

i can not in good conscience advise robbing a bank

[mylegacy]

i would probably be good at it

[lapidarius]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'M SAYING DON'T DO IT

[mylegacy]

that's a bad reason not to do something

[lapidarius]

caesar do not rob a bank just to get out of accepting help from someone, please

[mylegacy]

what

how did you know that's why