ic inbox ( ruby city )

[mylegacy]

"Leave a message, per favore; I'll be back before you know it."

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[mylegacy]

that's honorable

you're a very honorable person

[lapidarius]

I think I'm just a terrible liar, really.

[mylegacy]

h o n o r a b l e

[lapidarius]

yeah well if we're playing that game then you're a nice person

whether you like it or not

it's what i think so you can just deal with that

[mylegacy]

NO

[lapidarius]

TOO LATE

I HAVE DECIDED

[mylegacy]

WELL UN-DECIDE

[lapidarius]

I NEVER GO BACK ON SOMETHING ONCE I'VE DECIDED IT

TOO LATE WE'RE FAMILY AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE NICE TO ME

[mylegacy]

OH YEAH WELL

oh







actually i'm not going to argue i think

[lapidarius]

good

then i'll interpret that as acceptance rather than surrender. sounds better that way.

[mylegacy]

it was acceptance

i miss having family around so even if you're going to say i'm nice that's what i want you to be

[lapidarius]

i do too

i mean i never had siblings or anything so

this is pretty good, actually

[mylegacy]

i don't know what i think you are

a brother maybe or maybe a son but chronologically you would have to be a grandson

but i don't think i'm jovial enough to be a grandfather so probably not that

[lapidarius]

i think 'chronologically' was thrown out the window a long time ago, generally speaking

as far as a matter of simple ages go, brother is probably a little more suitable

[mylegacy]

all right

then

you have two other brothers, in that case

[lapidarius]

that's okay

i think i can manage sharing

[mylegacy]

you never know with only children kakyoin

[lapidarius]

what can i say

i specialize in defying expectations

[mylegacy]

i don't know if my sisters can handle having three delinquent brothers though

i have no idea how i'm going to explain any of this to them oh my god

[lapidarius]

you're smarter than you give yourself credit for, i think

you'll figure it out

[mylegacy]

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN BEING DEAD

and that's not even the weirdest thing

how is it that being dead is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me

[lapidarius]

if it makes you feel better i can show you the list of things i have to explain to my parents

-hierophant
-running off to egypt
-being dead
-everything this city chooses to be
-befriending the mafia
-dating a juvenile delinquent who solves most problems with his fists

there's probably more but i can't think of it right now

[mylegacy]

i don't even want to think about my list

it's not even my parents, it would be easier if it were my parents, but i'm supposed to be an example or something

[lapidarius]

yeah you probably have it worse

or at least more difficult

[mylegacy]

i mean it doesn't matter because i'm not going back but if i did

. . .

could i get a job

can dead people get jobs

if i can't get a job and the foundation doesn't give me a stipend my family can't eat

maybe i could steal someone's identity